These are the most perfect lace-up, or high heeled oxford if you like. Made of the smoothest black calfskin, almond toe, leather laces, half inch platform, three inch heel. Size 37.5

STORY: As you see from the sole shot, these are completely unworn. The reason is embarrassing: they're too small. And I knew it. I was in denial: they were the last pair, and on sale. Still cost a heck of a lot more than this though.